fr33kinmatt:

There are two ways a Gay can be born:

  • Lightning and double rainbows connecting.
  • Unicorns pooping out piles of glitter that morph into a Gay.

They each have unique characteristics as well:

  • The lightning/rainbow Gays have the ability to teleport between closets to travel.
  • Glitter-born Gays are like Sandman, from Spiderman, but with glitter. They can disintegrate into glitter and fly.

WHAT HAS YOUR SCIENCE DONE NOW?!