January 2012
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Lady Gaga's dress right now.
Holy shit. What a shame.
What became of class?
December 2011
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Don't act like your actions don't define you.
sylvester-calzone:
finally told my parents they’re gay
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
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Make seemingly funny text post.
Get 2 notes.
I just want to be Tumblr famous to make up for the fact I’ll never be real life famous. :C
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"The Cat in the Hat" ~ Loosely adapted by Jarrett...
The sun did not shine,
It was too wet to play,
And the assholes I follow
Weren’t posting today.
.
I sat there alone,
Well, my cat was here too
And I sat and I typed:
give me sumthing 2 do
.
Too wet to go out
Too cold to leave bed
So I sat here on Tumblr
And made this instead.
.
All I could do was to
Blog
Blog
Blog
Blog!
So I continued to sit there
Like a lump on a log.
...
People say you have to be a character to be Tumblr...
i am a character, damnit.
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lovemarionelizabeth asked: Lucille Ball is my inspiration <3
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